Apple September 2025
The team ran out of Apple Park to film and are now mining their flagship stores for backdrop. Intro video calls back to Wonderful Tools.
Impressions:
AirPod Pro 3
- 2x better ANC compared with AP2 (4x better than AP1) - “Worlds best noise cancellation”
- 5 sizes of foam infused eartips, smaller body
- Live translation (also coming to Pro 2 and AirPods 4) - I feel like silicon valley has been launching this once a year for the past 5 years
- IP57 sweat and water resistance
- Heart rate sensing, workouts now can be started on iPhone. Integration with third party fitness apps
- 8 hours with ANC, 10 hours in transparency with hearing aid
- $249
Apple Watch Series 11
- Here we go another Dear Apple video
- 2x more scratch resistant cover glass
- 5G - For all those Netflix shows y’all seem to be streaming onto your watch
- New health features: hypertension alerts, sleep score
- 24 hour battery life
- 100% recycled aluminum - Seems they dropped the carbon neutral designation after the controversy
- New Hermes face with a flying pixelated horse because whimsy is for the wealthy
Apple Watch SE 3
- S10 chip, Always on display, 5G
- Gesture support
- Wrist temp sensing for ovulation tracking, sleep score + apnea
- Play music from speakers
- 18 hour battery life, 2x faster charging
Apple Watch Ultra 3
- Larger, brighter screen with wide angle OLED and LTPO
- 5G, satellite connectivity for messaging
- 42 hour battery life
- 100% recycled titanium
iPhone 17
- I just know the AirPods exec who had to drive themselves to SF to film their segment mad as hell they didn’t get a Miami trip out of it like the iPhone exec did
- Screen
- Larger 6.3in ProMotion display - Big day for r/apples most annoying people (all of us)
- 3000nit peak brightness
- Ceramic Shield 2, 3x better scratch resistance
- 7 layer anti reflective coating
- A19 - 5 core GPU, 16 core Neural Engine for Apple Intelligence to tell us it cant help with a new level of cognition
- 8 more hours of video playback vs iPhone 16, faster charging
- Camera
- 48MP main with fusion ultrawide
- 12MP 2x telephoto with macro
- 500 billion selfies taken last year - 300 billion of those by me alone!
- 18MP double size square sensor with Center Stage - so you don’t need to rotate to take a landscape group selfie
- $799 - 256gb - black, white, green, blue, purple
iPhone 17 Air
- Leave it to Apple marketing to make this thing I absolutely should not buy extremely desirable
- Engineering
- Titanium frame polished to a mirror finish, 70% recycled
- 5.6mm - thinnest iPhone ever - you just know marketing was mad they couldnt say “thinnest Apple product ever” becuase the iPad Pro took that crown
- 3k nit 6.5in ProMotion Display
- Ceramic Shield on front and back - 3x better scratch resistance, 4x more resistant to cracks - not that you’ll need since it’s so light it will simply waft to the ground like a tissue
- Components moved to top of the iPhone behind the plateau
- “Exceed our stringent bend strength requirement” - Bendgate trauma still hurts
- A19 Pro
- 6 core CPU - “fastest CPU of any smartphone”
- 5 core GPU - Guys, they DOUBLED the 16 bit floating point math rates, I know that was on everyone’s wish list
- Neural Accelerators in each GPU core for those GPU intensive workloads demanded by the ultra thin fashion phone crowd
- N1 wireless chip
- Wifi 7, BT6, Thread
- C1X Modem - 2x faster than C1, faster and more power efficient than 16 Pro, 30% less energy
- Camera
- 48MP fusion camera, 2x 12MP telephoto with sensor crop
- 18MP center stage front camera
- Dual capture video of front and back camera
- 4k60 Dolby Vision video
- eSim only - our European and Asian r/apple Redditor friends have something new to complain about
- “All day battery life”
- New low profile MagSafe battery - boosts Air to 40hr video playback
- $999 - 256gb - black, white, gold, blue
iPhone 17 Pro
- Joz aura farming at the Brooklyn flagship store
- Engineering
- Aluminum alloy body - Wow 20x better thermals than that wacky titanium we championed last year and also 10 minutes before for the Air
- New Vapor chamber to dissipate heat through the body
- Larger battery - “best battery life ever on an iPhone” - 39 hours of video playback
- A19 Pro - 40% better sustained performance
- Ceramic shield on front and back wioth 7 layer anti reflective coating
- Apple really pitching the eSim trade off hard with an animation of the battery expanding to fill the sim space
- Camera
- 18 MP center stage front camera
- All three cameras are 48MP fusion sensors
- Improved imaging pipeline
- 4x zoom telephoto, 8x sensor bin zoom, sensor shift image stabilization - Pro Max 5x telephoto fans just fell to their knees in a Walmart
- ProRes RAW video capture
- GenLock for video sync, must be what they used for the recent 28 Years Later film
- TechWoven case here remind the leather case fans they will never get leather again
- $1099 (Pro Max $1199) - 256gb - silver, deep blue, cosmic orange
I think this might be one of the most interesting iPhone lineups in a long time. Curious how much market share the Air captures from the other iPhones and whether it is more from regular users or Pro users.